YOUR ANUS ROCKS!!
YOUR ANUS ROCKS!!

YOUR ANUS ROCKS!!

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The Alien trance state pieces are hard to find. I need to take pictures of these but they hold the energy of the United Federation of Planets. This means that they are various aliens that do abductions of humans. Doesn't sound good does it? It is though,it's actually great,the anus rocks I mean. Yes I know this is sounding worse as it goes along but still it is a good thing in fact a GREAT thing!

I guess I could put this in more scientific terms but the Alien anus rocks are really what they are. How are they made. The human is abducted and a medium to small sized rock is inserted into their anus. After the rock is inserted an electrode is inserted into the mouth and the small electrical shock begins. This charges the anus rock and in doing so after it is removed it will induce a trance like state so that EVERYONE can meditate for rituals and astral travel with the help of the alien human vibration.
This is not a joke and I have tried them. You do not have to place them in your anus and they have been washed. You only need to place one on your lap,forehead or under the breast to instantly meditate or astral travel.
You may wonder why this works?  This works because when the human is abducted and taken to the other planets the vibration of the human changes. The connection through electricty of the aliens and the humans combined with the brain of the human is sent as an impulse to the anus rock.
Laugh all you want to. Once you go into the anus,you never go back
YOU WLL RECEIVE ONE OF THE ROCKS SHOWN.