3-4-20
So, this piece came on a bottle of rum that I ordered. Their mascot is Hoti, who is the buddha and patron saint of both bartenders and Zen. Before I started drinking the rum I jokingly said to Deedee that it would be amazing if Hoti could also protect those who were drunk from doing stupid things they might regret later. In all seriousness, she looked at me and told me that I might be on to something with that.
Here we are months later and we have this piece-- the same piece from the bottle of rum. Only it has been magically enhanced thanks to help from our master conjurer who helped us call Hoti forth. It is no secret that Hoti enjoys his libations and so he had not as a single bad thing to say about our suggestion to find a way to help drunk people from doing stupid things when they are drunk. That is exactly what this piece will do for you. Carry it in your pocket on a night that you think you might be having a few too many. The Patron Saint will protect you from all the stupid things you would normally do.
Disclaimer: I felt it necessary just to put this disclaimer out there. We believe that all libations should be enjoyed liberally, but responsibly. Don't be a nincompoop and try to drive while intoxicated. That's not cool and we do not condone it. This piece will NOT protect you if you decide to get behind the wheel after drinking. This is more of a magic from a social aspect.
