Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic
Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic
Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic
Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic
Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic

Horn-Topia-- A Real LIfe Satyr Horn Relic

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10-9-20

 

You are receiving an antique box that is made out of genuine and authentic satyr horn.  

 

 

If you want something out of the ordinary, then search no further. This piece does everything that is expected of it and possibly more. Made out of the horn of one of Pan's Satyrs, this piece is extremely powerful. I'm not going to get into a whole history of Pan, but the satyrs are his sexual minions to whom he has betrothed his exorbitant magic. 




This piece can be used in many ways. The spirit of the Satyr resides in this piece. When using it you will write down the name of whoever you want to bang. The Satyr will take that form and will come to you allowing you to have your sweet way with his body. I saw him, but the truth is that the satyr really has no gender. It just loves sex and will take whatever form he has to please the people that he works for.




This piece will also work when using it to grant yourself a love connection-- as in you want to bang somebody for real. Keep in mind this will probably not work on celebrities and other famous people because most of them either have magical shields around them and/or are controlled by the Illuminati. However, this will work on the girl or boy next door or really anybody else you want to get your hands on. Just write down their name and put it in the container.




This piece also grants man powers and woman powers. You probably are wondering what that means, but for the men, this will grant you all the manly powers you want. It will grant you virility. It will grant you the ability to stay rock hard and give the pounding of a lifetime. You will literally become a sex guru. You will be able to go for as little or as long as you would like. You will be able to fill all the right spots in whatever wholes you want to put it in, or whatever holes you want it in if you go that way.




For the ladies, this piece will grant you that touch of femininity. It will allow you to seduce and woo. It will grant you a touch of beauty and the natural smell of pheromones that will entice the man or woman of your dreams. It will allow your vagina to snap around a man's penis like a venus fly trap, giving him the best orgasm he has ever received. You will have all the right caressing touches to allow the man of your dreams to live out his wildest fantasies.




Other than that, this piece also grants you all the magical knowledge of the Satyrs. Pan was the god of sex, but he was still a god. There are many metaphysical powers that he has acquired over the years and along the way. He will gladly share these powers with you, all you have to do is ask. You will simply write down what it is you are looking for and he will present it to you. If he doesn't know the power he will seek the help from the rest of the pantheon so that way he can grant it to you.