VOODOO EBOLA-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE BRAIN CONTROL
VOODOO EBOLA-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE BRAIN CONTROL

VOODOO EBOLA-ZOMBIE-APOCALYPSE BRAIN CONTROL

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In more recent times, this power has become more and more relevant.  This being said, we have made a collection of them and we are now offering them for sale on our website.  Listen people, Ebola has set in and it isn't going to get any better.  Rather, it will get much worse before it gets any better.  The rumors of Ebola Zombies may be fake or real.  The news is calling it a bad prank, but it could just be a government cover up.  Either way, if a zombie Apocalypse would happen, most people would be screwed.  Not I... I have a place to go and hide.  However, if you don't have a place to go hide it is important that you have a thorough understanding of zombies and one of these pieces.

The term zombie originated in voodoo and is actually a terminology that refers to a person that was raised from the dead on purpose.  The reason for the raising of the dead person varies according to the person who is raising them.  However, the raising is very deliberate with a magic that allows the person who is raising the zombie in full control of the zombie's range of motion and all movements.  Basically it's like a remote control car, except it's a dead person, and usually being used to fulfill someone else's desires until they are returned to the grave. 

This is a voodoo piece that does two things for you. First, it allows you to create your own zombies.  I don't know why you would want to do this, but it seems like a pretty cool power to do.  In fact, this piece will even allow you make zombies out of those people who are alive.  You can exhibit full control over the brains of a person who is still alive by making the do your will, expressly.  Or, you could raise one from the dead, but I think a living being would be slightly easier. 

More importantly, this piece will allow you to intercept any zombie that you may encounter, as we understand them today-- you know the brain eating, empty human shells that walk the earth.  You will be able to take over control of the zombie's brain and make it do what you want.  This will be perfect for the poop hits the fan and zombies are attacking you.  All you need is one of these pieces and you can make them run off the side of a mountain or in front of a train, that way you can save bullets or your energy or whatever it is you want to save.  It will make combating the zombies (if they ever do show up) much easier! 

WE HAVE THREE OF THESE ITEMS, OF WHICH YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE.  THEY ARE PICTURED ON THIS LISTING.  THEY ARE ALL PINS AND CAN BE WORN OR CARRIED WITH YOU FOR THE PROTECTION AND POWERS THAT THIS PIECE PROVIDES.