Reptilian Elite

Reptilian Elite

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Spawn of the Reptilian Elite<br /><br />


This Halloween we have an amazing new line up of very mysterious and alluring items that we have found over the last year.  We all know… well maybe you don’t so let me tell you.  Autumn is the season during which all magical powers peak.  It has to do with the Autumnal Equinox, All Hallow’s Eve, All Saint’s Day, and the ending of nature’s cycle in preparation for the beginning again.  We always make sure that we save some very compelling products to distribute during Fall and to put on special for Halloween.  <br /><br />


Feast your eyes upon the following piece, which has come to me completely coincidentally.   I was out and about with a friend of mine, Sage.  Now, I love nature but Sage REALLY love nature.  I should’ve known better than to ever agree to go hiking with him, because he is a woodsman of sorts and knows the perfect areas in which it is very possible to get entirely lost.  <br /><br />


This was the case the day that I found this piece.   It was actually in the very beginning of Fall Last year.  If I remember correctly, I think it was like the end of September.  Sage took me to a part of the Appalachian Trail that I had never been to before.  To this day, I couldn’t really tell you how we got there or recount the details of the road that we drove on to get there.  <br /><br />


Anyway, trusting nothing more than Sage’s instinct, I got out of the car and we headed off into the woods.  Not that I especially enjoy prolonged periods of strenuous physical activity such as hiking mountains as tall as the Eiffel Tower, we were about an hour into our hike when Sage informed me that he had lost his sense of direction and had no clue where we were at.  <br /><br />


I didn’t panic, because this happened to us before.  Usually, Sage is pretty good as using his bag of redneck directional skills to get us out of hairy situations.  In fact, this happens so much that I don’t even know why I continue to put myself through such antics.  Anyhow, these woods seemed impossible to navigate.  All I knew at this point is that we were taking turns.  Each turn that we took seemed to get us lost deeper and deeper.  It was at this point I began to panic, as the sun was setting.  I remember watching shows on Discovery and The Weather Channel about people who got lost hiking and barely made it out alive.  <br /><br />


We were walking down a particular path when we came to an old building that seemed as though it had been abandoned for some time.  It was mossy; weeds and brush had taken over a long, long time ago.  We decided that if we had to weather the night, this would be better than doing it out in the wilderness, with no shelter at all.  Thus, we broke into the place.  What we encountered on the inside could have never been predicted by the looks of the building on the outside. <br /><br />


The top floors of the place looked shabby, just like the outside.  Looking for supplies, we decided that it would be a good idea to explore the whole place, even the basement.  When we got to the basement, the story changed.  In the basement were a slew of technological gadgets that not even the Geek Squad could have possibly recognized.  It looked as though it was a mother ship out of some old sci-fi movie.  Well, I guess that wouldn’t be so far from the truth.  <br /><br />


Without recounting every little detail, the place was very creepy.  We didn’t really want to be here, because we were afraid that we might turn into some person’s, or thing’s, new science project.  I mean this place looked like the Hills Have Eyes and Star Trek had a baby.  It was bad news.  We knew that whatever it was that lived here wasn’t exactly on our side.  It was just present in the air.  <br /><br />


We left this place, but not before I could take the piece that you see below.  We were now under the full moon outside, with no supplies and nothing really but the piece that I had stolen from the structure—whatever the heck it was—that we just left.  We were really just very confused and wanted to go home.  This is when the piece started to glow.  <br /><br />


As soon as the piece began to glow, it made a connection with my inner being.  I’m not sure how it happened, but the being that was housed in the piece guided me back to where I needed to be.  This is saying something, because I can navigate my way around back streets and the countryside pretty well.  Put me in the woods, on a nature trail, I’m as good as gone.  <br /><br />


This piece guided me back to the car; and home.  When I got back to headquarters I began testing on this piece immediately.  I relented on this piece, because it struck me as interesting how quickly in bonded with me and how intelligent the piece had been.  After a few months of testing on this piece, I discovered that it is the spawn of the Reptilian Elite. <br /><br />


The Reptilian Elite is a race of super-advanced aliens that exists here on Earth.  They are super smart and take human form to blend into our culture.  They are a lot of our politicians and dignitaries, celebrities, and other famous people.  Contrary to popular belief, the Reptilian Elite are not here to take over the world, but to make it a better place.  I mean, yes there are instances where people abuse their power, but we have that in the human race too.  The human mind is not ready to accept them for who they are, and this is why they exist incognito. <br /><br />


Anyway, the piece you are receiving holds the presence of an original spawn of the Reptilian Elite from a nesting center, which is the place Sage and I had encountered in the woods.  Using this piece will manifest the powers and knowledge of the Reptilian Elite to you.  You can use these powers for anything you want, but they will work great with success and wealth.  There are also other powers that come from a special type of magic that exists in this piece and is known only to the Reptilian Elite.  It comes from their original realm, which was overcome with darkness which is why they had to leave.  Thus, the magic is of light origin, because they tried to use it to battle the nothingness that consumed their race.  This piece is set in 925 Sterling Silver.  It contains the blood of their species which has been solidified and made into the stone that is on this ring.  It is the ring of the elite to symbolize their membership to others that are part of the elite.  <br /><br />


Facts are, the Reptilian Elite are here to stay.  If you are like me and have a, “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,”  philosophy, then this piece is definitely for you.  If you just want a source of intergalactic power and magic—and to discover a secret as old as the annals of the Earth, this piece is also for you.  Either way, this piece is going to make you as close to Reptilian Elite as you can be without actually physically transforming your body.  It’s exciting; and the piece works well!! <br /><br />


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