This will be a relatively simply blurb about a piece that pretty much speaks for itself. The reason not much has to be said about it is because the piece is what it is. There are no two ways around it. I have to wonder, though, if there are more like it somewhere. If there are not, the Obamanator will be pretty angry, but that's okay. We have energetically charged this piece with powers that will not allow it to contain any type of tracking information. In fact, we have worked on this piece to completely cloak its existence. The only people who will know that it exists are us here at Haunted Curiosities, the person who ends up buying it, and anybody else who reads the listing. Good luck proving it, though, because it really has been completely cloaked from existence.
For those of you who follow Obama... and I mean REALLY follow him, you will know that he isn't the innocent person that he portrays to the media. He is a foreign citizen, who received foreign student aid for college. He attended anti-white rallies and attended a church that promoted the demise of white people. He had his grandmother killed in Kenya after she began to speak up about his birth rights and the fact that he wasn't a citizen of the United States. He also organized the murder of Andrew Breitbart who was about to release critical information on Obama, prior to his re-election. He has manipulated and brainwashed his way to the forefront of American politics and has no plans of stopping.
Okay, let's get to the point. We know that Barack is half Reptilian. We've accomplished discovering that fact. If should come as no surprise then, that he has advanced technologies. We received this item from an Obama insider recently during an investigation. It is literally the key to Barack Obama's sinister mind. It will recreate a holographic version of his brain that will allow to go inside of the "Obama Kill List." Not only will this piece allow you to explore the dark sinister forces that are Barack Obama's mind, but it will allow you to walk among his "Kill List." This will allow you to view the people that Obama had to kill to get where he is. It will also allow you to see the people he plans to kill to expand his powers. He will stop at nothing to gain world dominance, as he already view himself pretty much as the king of the world. This item will allow you to surf the channels of his mind to know about the empty promises he's made to the Russians and the plans he has for Israel. It will allow you to know all of his secret motives and actions as you walk through the holographic reproduction of his brain. He had this piece made because he wanted to be able to literally see his own mind... one, because claims it is that beautiful and two, because he wasn't to be able to think outside of his own mind to be able to perfect any areas he needed to in accordance with his plans for world domination.
This piece is your one-time, exclusive chance to reach inside the mind of president Barack Obama. It will explain his political lunacy and why his race has led him to have some sort of awkward Napoleon complex. This piece opens up all channels of BO's idiot brain. If you are wise, you will use this piece to help you devise a plan of escape. If you are a democra... I mean, not wise, then you can use this piece to continue to idolize your god. Either way, this piece serves its purpose. Do not miss this exclusive offer!