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Allow your eyes to feast upon this original Irish treat. The powers come to you from an investigation that was held via our correspondents in Ireland. However, we have tested each ever single one of the powers out and we concur that the powers are the real deal. We have examined them thoroughly and asides from the descriptions that were sent along, we have confirmed each of these powers.

Here are the collective souls of thirty-four leprechauns. All of these leprechauns are from the same coven, by default only. This meas that the coven is actually a union of five smaller semi-covens. Generally speaking, each of these little leprechauns will bring you powers associated with good luck. By good luck I mean that you will have success in all things that you do-- business ventures, relationships, cash investments, educational endeavors, etc. You will be brought into large sums of money and general wealth; you will begin to enjoy a lavish lifestyle.

Additionally, you will experience nearly untainted health, as these pieces will give you the luck of pristine condition, mentally, emotionally, psychologically and physically. You will be a regular old little luck pot and the very description of the touche, “he gets everything handed to him.” Hey, if you don't have to work for it why should you? That's my philosophy.

As if this isn't enough of an offering, I'm not done offering you anything; not by a long shot. I told you that there are a total of 34 leprechaun spirits. I like to call them my Little Leppies, but then again I'm pretty weird. Anyway, when there are 34 leprechauns involved that means we are dealing with 34 tiny little people... 34 tiny, little extraordinarily cute and charming faces. That means we 34 separate entities and 34 separate personalities. This is where things begin to get interesting.

Remember when I told you that we have a coven of leprechauns that is actually a blended marriage of five semi-covens of leprechauns? Each and every one of these leprechauns has a distinct power that he or she will offer you. These powers are in addition to the powers that I described to you above. The leprechauns have been sorted into groups of similar powers and classified as follows:

1.) The Gallagher Clan: The name Gallagher means “lover of foreigners”... or in this case foreign powers.

2.) The MacKenna Clan: The name of this clan literally is deciphered as “fire sprung”... kind of makes you wonder, no?

3.) The Molony Clan: Their name means “servant of the church”. There is a reason we chose each one of these names, please read on.

4.) The McCarthy Clan: The Irish surname McCarthy is listed as meaning a “loving person”. I think you'll “love” the twist we put on it.

5.) The O'Callaghan Clan: How clever that we found one to rhyme. This is no coincidence. The folks from this clan are super smart, and they live up to the name's expectation well. This name translates, “bright headed” so expect great things.

Now that I've laid a general foundation for what to expect, allow me to elaborate. I will waste no time in delving into to each and every single one of the 34 little culprits. I will name them by clan, because I think if we stick to a simple classification, stand and deliver protocol, this will be pretty simple for all of us. So... here goes nothing!!

The McCarthy Clan

This surname literally means loving person. Jenny McCarthy wasn't exactly a leprechaun, but she isn't so far off from this groups intentions. This is why we picked the name, as a clever little innuendo. We are about to get our Jenny on... hardcore!!

This neogothic group of ladies has formed a badass pact. Although they are leprechauns, they've still gotta get theirs. By get theirs, I mean “GET THEIRS”. These ladies stop at nothing to make sure that they get what they wanted all the time, every time. If you still don't get, please allow me to give you the run down.

Erin: She is about as soft as this clan gets. She loves and she wants to be loved too, dammit!! She will loved if it's the last thing she does. That's why she holds the power of being a sexy, steamy seductress. She wants some leppie loving and she wants it now. If she doesn't get it, she is decked out with a whole book of love spells that will make her sexual adversary succumb to her every demand. Moral of the story? Be a good boy, whomever you are!!

Tara: This leprechaun fashionista and professional grade green diva, will work miracles for you. She will make you physically and spiritually more appealing. She will show you how so strut your sexy stuff on the astral realm and the Earthen realm. After all, you need to know how to get it no matter where you are. She will teach you many different numbers of sexual maneuvers... all of which she knows from personal experience, of course. Get ready for the RIDE of your life, because that's what you're in store for.

Deidre: This lassie is a crazy little nymphomaniac. She is a leprechaun hump-bot that has been sent on a mission to search and deflower. That is exactly what she will do. She will give you sexual mystique that will increase your sex itch, which will stop at nothing to be scratched. Purrrr... nice kitty. Consequently, she will give you the ability to perform mindblowing sex in any position you deem necessary.

Sinead: This sexy little leprechaun vixen could suck a gulf ball through a garden hose. Wow... I know, right? There's not much more to her than that fact that she is going to help you, via her form of astal magic, perform the most mindblowing, oral sex of your life time. She can suck a mean wiener, so I've been told... so trust her on this one.

Vara: The final treat in our leprechaun sexual entourage is Vara. She has a good thing to offer and it is known as sexual elevation. As you may have guess from the name, this naughty girl is going to give the ability to deepen your sexual pleasure. She is going to help you climax deeper, longer, and more sensually. She will also give you the ability to hold multiple orgasms and that translates the same to a male or female.

I know that was a lot of information, but it is also a lot of powers. The essences of these 34 little leprechaun friends will help you become more powerful. But remember most are a product of their own demise and never forget that what goes around comes around Do not use these powers for bad purposes are you will be sure to pay the pauper. I assure that. Other than that, keep these, give some away... whatever you want to do. Just make sure that whatever it is you do, you have fun doing it!! Also remember while each comes with their own powers and personalities they all are alike in the above opening paragraphs,wealth,health and all the rest.

All Leprechauns are are set in real hand blown glass homes and sterling silver. They are shaped like little tea pots because with the wealth they bring it is like having a docile Djinn.