Woodbury Suicide Club

Being part of the Suicide Club did not come without a price, as you are about to find out.  Once a years, there was a massive gathering and meeting of the Suicide Club.  Well, I can't really say massive, because the number of members was never really staggering.  They didn't want anyone to catch wind of their operation.  What I mean to say is that every member of the suicide club had to be present at this once yearly meeting.  During this meeting, everybody in attendance would draw a card from a pile.  They were instructed to not look at their card until the appropriate time. Once everyone had a card, the president of the club would instruct all of the members to turn their card over.  One person out of the many would have what is referred to as the suicide card.   This person was required to commit suicide as soon as possible, but within the year.  If they didn't commit suicide within the year, they were killed anyhow.  

The question that remains is why?  Why were these people required to commit such a heinous act?  Well, it wasn't considered heinous to them at all.  In fact, in the ranks of the Suicide Club, being selected for suicide was actually considered quite the privilege.  According to our source there is a portal that is kept in the basement of the suicide club.  It swirls with many different colors-- reds, blues, greens, yellows, oranges, all the colors of the universe.  One can only enter the portal in spiritual form, which is why the suicide was most necessary.  The suicide was not done in vain, though.  It was the spirit of the man selected to commit suicide that was permitted to enter the portal.  He would kill himself and then be called back into the basement of the club through a resurrection ceremony.  This was performed by the higher ups of the Suicide Club.  

As the spiritual member of the club walk through the portal, he was greeted by an entity who was decked out in a fancy, yet Victorian looking suit zipped from the crotch all the way to the neck.  He work a black top hat with a white bandanna and a black rose.  His suit is ornate with all kinds of gizmos and gadgets that aren't necessarily common.  The best way to think about it was to say that he was dressed in steam punk.  He is part Victorian, part right now, and part ahead of his time.  He represents all ages.  He is the man who ushers the soul down a dark tunnel, at the end of which was this vibrant and neon glowing light.  They member would be set in this light for a length of time, then he would be ushered out by the same entity.  The member would be able to pass through the portal back into the physical world.  

Once on the physical side, the member would take on a new physical form that glowed with the purple light that was at the end of the tunnel that they had been to.  At this point they would gain the knowledge of all magic.  When I say all magic, I literally mean all magic.  This purple chamber that they visited is a chamber of all magic that has ever been created.  This energy was thereby transferred to the member of the Suicide Club that was sent there.  The members that have come back have been transformed into all-knowing, all-telling, walking, living, breathing forms of magic.  There is not a magic or power that you cannot gain by asking them for their help.  They literally know all sources of magic, all powers, all abilities,   They have become the patriarchs of the Suicide Club, providing the members of the club with all of the magic that they need.  The reason they can never return to their families is because they bodies are completely distorted to the point where they are unidentifiable.  It is a trade-off that they take for the betterment of the club. 

This piece that you are about to receive has been made by the suicide club, thanks to one of their enlightened patriarchs.  He has gone through the entire process and has emerged as one of the purple beings.  This piece allows the person who owns it to go through the entire process without having to change your boy.  This is because this piece allows you to enter the portal without committing suicide.  How you ask?  It allows you leave your body in soul form and enter through the portal to obtain the magic that is obtained by the others.  You are then allowed to pass back through the portal and back into your physical body.  You don't need to gain a new body, because yours was never killed.  Your soul is what has received the transformation, which is back in your own body.  You may notice a new aura-- a purple aura-- about you, but this is nothing to fear, because most people can't see these anyhow.  

You could argue that the club could do it this way, in order to prevent the death of their members.  They have chosen to stick to tradition.  It is the magic that bore the club and it is the magic that they will continue to subscribe.  For someone who is necessarily into suicide, there is this piece.  This piece, again, allows you to travel through the Suicide Club's Portal to obtain the enlightenment that the others have obtained. This opens up your psychic faculties an gives you the knowledge of any and all powers.  Literally, this piece gives you full control over any power that you want.  You will be given this knowledge automatically.  There's nothing you have to do in order to receive it.  

The Woodbury Suicide Club was only found out about after a member was on the way to pick cards.  He fell down, breaking his leg.  Under the influence of sedatives, he mentioned something about the club and having to be there to draw his card.  At first people thought he was crazy, but as he grew more persistent, the scrutiny of what he was saying began.  Investigations were launched, but nothing really serious was ever done.  As things mellowed out, the Suicide Club has once again gone under the radar, they way they prefer things, practicing their rituals in private.  This is your one and probably only chance to experience their extreme magic.  You do not want to miss out!