Guided by the Illuminati and its ancient occult magic, the government has been experimenting is some very paranormal science project. It began with space travel, progressed to mind control and time travel, and now has been taken to all new heights!
I got this briefing from a top-secret source that I have from the Pentagon. He sends me items from time to time concerning breaking developments from the secret sector of the government. This particular experiment is going on in the Pentagon, and several of these pieces have been fabricated at the expense of the tax payers dollar, with the magic of the Illuminati. Of course, it will never be admitted because magic is generally dismissed as rubbish. However, this piece doesn't lie and is total proof.
This item contains a scientific experiment into human isotopes while using the magic of transmogrification. It was funded as an attempt of espionage, but has turned into a virus that allows human DNA to transmogrify into anything they see with their eyes. It can be a cat, dog, a bird, a stapler or cell phone. It holds a special for of x-ray visions that allows the mind to see an object and then mentally compute the objects molecular make up, duplicate it, and take its form.
This piece is not to be messed with. It is very real and very powerful, and I guarantee you have never encountered an item like this one!! There aren't any like it... except for the ones that are still at the pentagon. This information is so classified that top-level officials from the Pentagon and the White house don't even know about it!!
This piece also holds energy that will allow you to detect all humans that have taken other forms via a psychic connection to transmogrified shifters. This piece is incredible!! We we going to keep it at the office, but... we thought we'd give you guys a shot at it. Get it today!!
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