What If They Land??

What If They Land??

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This piece is a piece of equipment that is classifieds as top-secret by the government.  It comes from the secret United States Space Agency (USSA)  base in Holloman, New Mexico.  Common sense will tell any of you that were wondering what the United States Space Agency is that it is an agency that operates similar in fashion to the United Space Air Force, save for the fact they deal with issues only pertaining to Aeronautics.  The existence of the USSA has been one of the US government's best kept secrets, even from WikiLeaks.  The second largest USSA base is in Holloman and it co-exists with the Air Force base that is also there.   The reason behind this is because Holloman contends to be one of the most frequent stopping points of Extra-Terrestrials in the world.  For some reason the ETs like this place.  Maybe there is some type of geographical anomaly there that nobody else knows about or can see.  I'm not really sure.  All I know that I know is Holloman is the first place that the United States held formal talks with ETs.  Before this experiments and espionage were going on, but it was at this place where interspace diplomacy was developed and it continues even now. 

A UFO landed in Holloman in the 1950s, not for the first time, but this was special.  The aliens actually met with President Eisenhower this time, which is an event that was actually confirmed publicly by several government officials.  These particular aliens were human in size, with a grayish tone flesh and an extremely pronounced nose.  On their head they wore a type of technological headress that used to communicate with others of their kind.  In their hands they held a translator that our human ambassadors would speak into, after which the translater would be set into a holster on the head dress.  It would then be translated into the aliens psychic form of communication.  This is how they held talks, but nobody seems to know exactly what the talks were about or why they were held or why Holloman or why this particular date.  Either way it happened, folks.  For those of you who are ET skeptics, this is irrefutable proof. 

If what I've told you isn't enough evidence then perhaps this piece will be.  This piece is a mechanically engineered item that has been made with mimicking the head dresses of the aliens.  This piece will allow you to project your thoughts into space.  It will allow you to receive communications from space as well.  In this fashion, you will be able to communicate with our visitors from beyond to obtain whatever information you want obtain.  It is pure psychic communication with life forms from other words and will reach these places faster that the speed of light.  Don't ask me how it works exactly, because I'm not entirely sure.  All I know is that it's instantaneous and will work just like you were having a conversation with somebody in the next room.  Think about it.  Not only will this piece give you the proof you've always wanted surround the existence of life in the universe, but it will also allow you communicated with different races of ETs to obtain their magic and powers.  This is a prime item for anybody's collection!

 

THE RING YOU GET IS THE ONE THAT YOU SEE HERE.   IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MISSING TO STONES ON THE SIDE, BUT THIS IS SIMPLY HOW THIS PIECE WAS ORCHESTRATED.  THE PURPOSE OF THESE TWO HOLES IS SIMPLE.  THEY ARE POWER SUCKERS.  DURING YOUR COMMUNICATIONS AND POSSIBLE TRAVLES WITH THE PEOPLE IN SPACE, THESE HOLES WILL ACT AS POWER SUCKERS TO GRAB ANY POWER OR ABILITY THAT YOU ENCOUNTER THAT YOU WANT!  THE RING IS A SIZE 10, BUT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE USED AS A RING.  YOU CAN SIMPLY USE IT AS A TOKEN OF POWER THAT YOU WILL MEDITATE WITH. 

 

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