Fantasy Mind Island: Brett Favre

Fantasy Mind Island: Brett Favre

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The following item is from our Fantasy Mind Island collection. It's no secret that everybody has fantasies. If you're anything like me, then your fantasies can get pretty creative. That's why we have made these pieces-- to be subservient fantasy generators.

To activate your fantasy, simply wear the item. Lay down with the item on. Close your eyes and within 20 minutes, the fantasy that you chose will began to take control. Your body will erupt with sensation allowing you to live, feel, touch, breath, hear, smell, and even taste your fantasy.

Your fantasy will only exist for as long as you are wearing your item. After you take the item off, it will be over for the time being. However, have no fear, because you can use these items as many times as you want-- over and over again-- to live and play out your inner most fantasies.

For now, we have three categories of fantasies. The first category is Sexual Fantasies. Sexual fantasies are broke down into two categories: the males and females you want to fantasize about! Then, we have a category that will allow you live out fantasy scenarios, where you will be able to become a pirate, or an astronaut, or an old-western cowboy, or a king or queen from the Renaissance.

The last category is an educational category, where you will be given the opportunity to learn or discover something. Perhaps you want to assume the life of George Washington or Napoleon. Maybe you want to learn how to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix or write like Edgar Allan Poe; that is what this category is all about.

Okay, ladies. I'm terribly sorry if the title was misleading and you thought that you were going to get to have your way with Brett Favre. We know he's a handsome little devil. Rumor has it, it's not that hard to get his attention anyhow. Just ask Jenn Sterger.

Rather, this item is more for the sports fanatic... particularly, football fans. There's no arguing that Brett Favre is one of the best quarterbacks in National Football League history. This item will allow you to retrace Brett Favre's steps to see what makes him such a great football player. You will be given his speed and agility. You will given his knowledge of the sport and you will be given the opportunity to "play ball" as if you were really him, taking charge of the Super Bowl, setting records, or winning the Lombardi Trophy!! It will give you his physical ability and stamina that you will be able to collect and bring with you back into your human life!! Who wouldn't want that?