SUNSHINEY DAY
SUNSHINEY DAY
SUNSHINEY DAY

SUNSHINEY DAY

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He's Not Crazy, He's My Employee, Baby

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring, and you are stuck in your house all depressed.  There's nothing to do.  The damp, dreary, yuckiness makes you feel all hopeless like there's no point to even living your life.  The thoughts in your head won't let you rest, the keep buzzing around in circles like annoy little gnats and the minor stress of yesterday are today's huge problems.  I've been there.  It's called having a chemical imbalance. 

I've dealt with my problem by asking my doctor about Zoloft.  It's a selective serotonin re uptake inhibitor aka the medicine with the happy little head from the commercials on televisions.  While it just about cures my symptoms of anxiety and depression, it has also given me some extra side effects... which ironically cause anxiety.  I mean, the medicine works, but I've spent an awful lot of money for it.  It would be even more expensive if I didn't have health coverage. 

Listen, we made this item for those of you who suffer from some sort of mental afflictions on a daily basis... and trust me, it's nothing to be ashamed of.  We at HC suffer from a variety of these affliction, which is what inspired us to do this piece!  (And when I say we, I am really only speaking for myself, because I know I'm one crazy mofo!)  This piece holds the energy of the pure radiated light of the Sun.

When you gaze into this piece you will receive the pure white light energy of the Sun.  You will become numb with happiness.  All your feelings of depression and anxiety will vanish.  Your cares of the world will become non-existent.  For that moment you will have forgotten the purpose of your existence, you will feel spiritual release, and you will be happy-- I'm not talking about sappy happy-ending happy.  You will, for the moment feel as though you have left your body to experience nirvana.  It will be ultra-relaxing and super calming. 

When you come out of your meditative trance, you will discover that you've received a spiritual rejuvenation.  You will be refreshed both physically and spiritually.  All of your mental afflictions will be disappeared and you will be released from any all issues you are facing-- at least at the moment!!  You can use and reuse this piece as many times as you need or want to!   
This ring will also help with panic attacks,shyness and social awkwardness. This infuses you with total happiness! The color of this is beautiful and the ring is unusual in it's color,you MUST have this one,you will be happy!