Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Oberon, La-La Life Goes On- And Improves
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The King of Shadows is nowhere near as frightening as his name would imply- Oberon simply seeks to do his business under the cover of night or hidden away from sight. Oberon is an extremely powerful Fairy Lord who is responsible for whether people fail or succeed in business and any other ventures requiring ambition. He will only assist those that are pure in their intentions- if you are driven by a vision and your mission is to see it through to the end, no matter what. Then Oberon will assure that your endeavours thrive and are prosperous. Be warned that if you lack the heart to see your dream come true or your quest is designed to cause others harm or worse- Oberon will see to it that you fail and have less than you started with initially. Oberon is not a force to trifle with- unless you are serious. Again, before proceeding, steel yourself with the resolve of a Knight or Paladinic virtue that what you ask of Oberon will only benefit and improve life in general. Any maligned attempts to seek his aid, knowingly, with deception- shall be dealt with accordingly and harshly. If you have decided to proceed, place this item in the center of your desk and visualize that it is overflowing with requisitions, orders, resumes, sales, purchases, anything else relating to your particular occupation, all while focusing intently at the piece in the center of your desk. This will fuel the Auspices of Oberon with your desire and he will make sure that your virtual workload becomes a reality. After that place item in the center drawer of your desk, when your company experiences the growth that you have requested and it's time for you to buy a larger, nicer desk- simply repeat the ritual with the same steps.