Bingo Wings Be Gone! Flesh Fly Away!
Bingo Wings Be Gone! Flesh Fly Away!
Bingo Wings Be Gone! Flesh Fly Away!

Bingo Wings Be Gone! Flesh Fly Away!

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2-15-20

This does one section of your body. This does your flapping bingo wings! Flap them for the last time, go ahead and create a wind tunnel, create a black hole! Do what ever you want because this divine gorgeous, beautiful bracelet will melt the buttery flesh away! I personally love to feel my own flesh, I love it!!! I also like to make pube hawks but I’m a little insane so... 

If your normal or crazy as a loon it doesn’t matter, you will no longer look like a 747! Your wings are going to melt away! 

Here’s the thing I need to tell you though. Have any of you seen that movie Thinner? I didn’t because Stephen King gets on my nerves and always has. He just looks like a pompous asshole and I think his feet are fugly. His drab descriptions and writing drones on and on and on. I swear he paid someone off. The only thing I like that he did was the Shinning and Stanley Kubrick did the movie of which King hated. Probably why I liked it!  I didn’t see Thinner or read it but I hear it’s about someone being cursed to waste away. I NEED someone to waste me!!! Waste me please!!!!  Okay here goes, this was made as a revenge piece. Yeah I hate to say that but I have to. If I don’t tell you that’s just wrong! Here is how you MUST use it! When you get those wings looking like you want them to, give the piece away or stop wearing it. 

How to wear it. 

Wear the piece once a week for at least two hours. Do this for two to three moths. Do NOT wear it anymore than that. You do want arms don’t you?