10-10-21
Layaway
Layaways are now available. You will need to put 20% down. You need to pay at least monthly. You have six months to pay it off. You need to email kissmecrazie@gmail.com to set up your layaway with a link for what you want. Your item will not be removed until you put your 20% down. There are NO REFUNDS on layaways. Know this BEFORE putting it on! If for some reason you cannot finish paying your layaway, whatever you have paid toward your layaway will be converted to store credit.
All $38.00 pieces from all websites are items that can be replaced. If you are seeing an item, but it is out of stock you can simply email and request a duplicate. Likewise, you may not always be receiving what the picture shows. The piece will always hold the exact same powers, though, so you don't have to worry about that. If emailing for a replacement piece, please be sure to specify what type of jewelry you like and we will try our best to get you that. Again, when you purchase a $38.00 item, you may not always get what you see pictured, but it will always hold the same power. These are Carnival of Caveness, $38.00 items.
This piece-- a necklace made with real pointed crystals-- comes from an ancient text that was found on a tablet in what would have been ancient Sumeria. The tablet is currently being worked on and has been being worked on for the last year or so. In fact, at this point, I think that the plan is to keep the tablet listed as "being worked on" for its entire existence. I don't think the NWO, who secretly owns an entire network of scientific agencies, including NASA, wants the information on the tablet released to the public.
I only say this because the tablet provides definitive links between humanity and ancient extraterrestrial visitors. The visitors came to earth, evolved, and moved on. What was leftover-- now known as humans-- were left to evolve, if at all, at a slower rate. Yes, folks. We were the evolutionary rejects of the bunch. Sorry to break it to you.
No worries, though. When you own this piece it will put you into a state of what is known as Cosmic Harmony. This will send a genetic spark into your body that will increase your evolutionary processing times tremendously. This will allow you to be on an extra-terrestrial-level evolutionary track within the first four weeks of owning the piece.
Through this evolution, you will first experience a full psychic awakening. You will then experience what is called Cosmic Union, where you will join to the Cosmos and its unlimited knowledge and power. Finally, you will receive what is called the Akashic Enlightenment, during which the histories of all the universal cycles will be revealed to you. This is when you will receive True Ascendance with the ability to manifest knowledge and the magic of your choosing.
