The Elephant in the Room

The Elephant in the Room

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The elephant in the room is usually me and my mouth. I’m not fake and some people just don’t like that. It really causes me pain to put on a fake smile and act like I like someone. It is physically impossible for me to do these acts. I just got done telling someone that I’m done being classy because sometimes you just have to tell someone to F off! I normally would say something like “ well bless your heart!” This time it calls for so much more! Speaking of more, that’s what this little gem does, it gives you more! Abundance, luck, wealth, opportunities and just a happy go lucky life because of cash!!! 

Keep Nessie in your wallet, car or wear her. Display Nessie if you like, she’s all yours and she’s Trunks up Buttercup!